I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice. — Paul Reubens Thinking Copy Share Image
It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist. — Paul Reubens Art Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids. — Paul Reubens Inspirational Copy Share Image
I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I don't really want to direct myself, but I'm certainly torn in that direction. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I think there's a danger that some people look at the success of my first movie as a fluke. So I want… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're… — Paul Reubens Comedy Copy Share Image
I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
It's the most natural progression for me to becoming a singing sensation next. And so many people have offered to be on… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
There were nude pictures... a lot of it is erotic or sexual. But I don't view my collection as dirty in any… — Paul Reubens Art Copy Share Image
People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought… — Paul Reubens Books Copy Share Image
The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
You'd get on the plane; and every single person is somebody really, really famous. It just killed me. On one flight you'd… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I wasn't a great improviser when I started there; I'm not really up on current events. I would always just mug, just… — Paul Reubens Character Copy Share Image
When I was about five my dad built a stage for me in our basement. A full stage, with a curtain, a… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I've always been very interested in ensemble work. One reason why I don't go out and do a stand-up act is that… — Paul Reubens Comedy Copy Share Image
I was looking to be pale, you know, like the kind of person who has that pigment in their skin where no… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
Yeah, this is what I think was a quality of movies, is you're in a group of people. You're sharing something with… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I can sit in the room with the other writers and just keep saying no until there's something I really like or… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
The moment that I realized my name was going to be said in the same sentence as children and sex, that's really… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed. — Paul Reubens Day Copy Share Image
“Is this something you can share with everyone, Amazing Larry?” — Paul Reubens Amazing Copy Share Image
I'd love to work with Francis Ford Coppola. I met Coppola on an airplane. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I just feel in a lot of ways black people are so much looser and cooler. Just as a culture, it's so… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I feel the only way I'm going to be successful in moving on is if I keep a separation. — Paul Reubens Being successful Copy Share Image
I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I was Pee-wee Herman for so many years that it wasn't really a question that I didn't want to do other things. — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I'm going to try to do as many styles as I can. A salsa number, rock and roll, country… I've talked to… — Paul Reubens Albums Copy Share Image
I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I'm just trying to illustrate that it's okay to be different — not that it's good, not that it's bad, but that… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
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