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The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films. — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
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L hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Spandex bodysuits, huh?” His eyes twinkled. “If that’s what turns you on—I’m all for giving it a try.” — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
The door that opens your heart indeed is the door that closes your brain, and vice versa! — Dritan Redjepi Copy Share Image
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Ambition is a funny thing. In cricket, as in many professions, it tends to take you on a journey away from where… — Andrew Flintoff Copy Share Image
“She is still typing away when Monique bangs into the apartment, slams her bag on the table and says, "If I were… — Katherine Heiny Copy Share Image
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“my problem is that my body acts before my brain thinks... it sometimes brings me huge trouble, or also huge success. recently,… — Hiroko Sakai Copy Share Image
Your texting your friends then you send a dirty shirtless pic of your boyfriend … but you accdentily send it to your… — Thinkpinkbarbii Copy Share Image
“When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
