KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Its useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you have a friend who talks to you the way you talk to yourself? — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. It's funny, when you look… — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
“Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man… — JC Penney Copy Share Image
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
“Whatever it is," I said, "the point is moot because as long as I'm on these pills, I can't make contact to… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still funny because they're… — Constance Wu Copy Share Image
I never cheat in life. I only make my own rules because cheaters never win in life — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. — Maxim Knight Copy Share Image
We all love the kid who entertains the class by disrespecting the teacher but somehow NEVER gets in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when teachers call it cheating but students call it teamwork. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without the mind there is no Buddha. Without the Buddha there's no mind. — Bodhidharma Copy Share Image
Whoever makes you smarter a little earlier in life makes you better — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown — Nora Dunn Copy Share Image
Love is within us. It cannot be destroyed, but can only be hidden — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
I see God in the instruments and mechanisms that work reliably. — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail. — Brad Anderson Copy Share Image
Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
One never goes further than when they do not know where they are going. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid… — Mae West Copy Share Image
