Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So you're a big fan of Marilyn Monroe and you know all her quotes? Cool, how many of her movies did you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Attitudes are contagious. Do you want people around you to catch yours? — Bob Moawad Copy Share Image
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground. — Anne Sophie Swetchine Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz.… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
If you did something in 'The Fast Show' that didn't work, you could always deliberately undermine it, or chop it into three… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a… — Sadie Copy Share Image
I started in theatre, moved into film and television, and started doing voice work, which is funny because after a long time… — Linda Cardellini Copy Share Image
Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister,… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
I'm going as a zombie for Halloween by slouching half-dead at my desk like every other day of the year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Procrastination is assassination on the amazing future God has for you. — Perry Noble Copy Share Image
People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why I felt so closed and bitter and threatened by the things I did not like. — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
In an argument; Men use reason and never have enough. Women use emotion and always have too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Evangelion is my life and I have put everything I know into this work. This is my entire life. My life itself. — Hideaki Anno Copy Share Image
You reveal your own character most clearly when you describe someone else's. — Nicky Gumbel Copy Share Image
The strangest of our powers Is the courage to live Knowing that we will die, Knowing nothing more true. — Naz?m Hikmet Copy Share Image
When we understand our relationship to God, we also understand our relationship to one another. — Dallin H. Oaks Copy Share Image
My creativity comes from an unhoned place, if 'unhoned' is a word… — Monica Lewinsky Copy Share Image
Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears. Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)” — Sally Harris Copy Share Image
It's very funny to see a Justin Bieber song done by a bunch of grown men. — Shawn Stockman Copy Share Image
If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me. — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
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