Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
They try to engage the world as much as they can and we will continue until they leave our land. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
If we could be sure of everyone and everything, trust would have no value — Piero Ferrucci Copy Share Image
It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have… — Leigh Steinberg Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny. — Mary Ellen Mark Copy Share Image
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good! — Boy George Copy Share Image
I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an… — Arsenio Hall Copy Share Image
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Never mock fat people; their lifeis nothing less than a punishment. How are they livingin this condition? Only their God knows better! — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
If we can say, 'I loved, and I received a lot of love,' then great. That's enough. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
Women behaving badly has always been funny, to me personally, so I knew I wanted to do something like that. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am? — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I never understood this about women: Bikini: No problem. Underwear & Bra: OMG! DON'T LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb Copy Share Image
From the first moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Why didnt the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see # happiness in the happiness of others, that's when you will be truly happy. — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, OMG! My yard is on fire! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I read the Cannibal Manifesto. The part where it says they like eating people is on page 289.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
You are no longer paid just for the hours that you put in, but for what you put into those hours. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
Love your parents. We're so busygrowing up, we often forget theyare growing older too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong - or you are absolutely right. — Albert Guinon Copy Share Image
No I dont drink alcohol. Why put something in my body that's so potent it can convince a girl to sleep with… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Do you know who I would love to play? Morticia Addams - then I could use all that darkness to be funny. — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you look around to see if you're all alone before puffing. — Theophilus Lukonde Jr Copy Share Image
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