Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Power is the ability to define phenomena, and make it act in a desired manner. — Huey Newton Copy Share Image
I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think there are a lot of shows out there that value being hip or cool over being funny and heartfelt. — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a… — Ritu Copy Share Image
'The Decay Of Lying' is a very interesting treatise. It was actually penned as a dialogue between two characters, Cyril and Vyvyan,… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
Axone', of course, was on racism, but it was also a kind of representation that hadn't happened ever before of the Northeast… — Sayani Gupta Copy Share Image
I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Back in the day, When we had stress we got a bottle of Jack and dealt with it… Now a days all… — The Old Man (pawn Stars Copy Share Image
We spend the first half of our lives trying to grow up and the other half trying to figure out how we… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Lucien had never prayed before, never imagined that there might be a deity listening who would be interested in what he had… — Aimee Roseland Copy Share Image
Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off,… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Photography was the only thing that mattered in my life and I gave it everything. — Anton Corbijn Copy Share Image
If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Men are like accessories. Its nice to have them but not really needed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. — Sophia Loren Copy Share Image
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.” — Jennifer Ziegler Copy Share Image
I wrote a pilot for myself. It's about a Latina actress trying to make it in Hollywood. It's pretty funny. — Melonie Diaz Copy Share Image
It is courage based on confidence, not daring, and it is confidence based on experience. — Jonas Salk Copy Share Image
Words are like arrows, Arianne. Once loosed, you cannot call them back. - Areo Hotah — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. — Robert Smith Surtees Copy Share Image
The rottenness of the matter which is the foundation of everything! — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's… — Grimes Copy Share Image
In the cage there is food, not much, but there is food-outside are only great stretches of freedom. — Nicanor Parra Copy Share Image
I never just slide through anything. I explore everything to the fullest, whether good or bad. — Jessica Lange Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a little kid asks me to open something for them...and I cant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
