My dad has no idea about football to be honest. It's quite funny, but it's nice too. — Ben White Copy Share Image
There will be days when the stuff is not flowing freely. What you do then is MAKE IT UP! — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Ritesh Deshmukh is rock star. He has a lovely family. He works so hard, and he's a great actor. He's funny, friendly,… — Nargis Fakhri Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
It's funny, because I was trained as a dramatic actor at New York's Colonnades Theater Lab in the '70s, along with Jeff… — Peter Scolari Copy Share Image
“I should spank you; I didn’t enjoy you impulsively ditching me, but I did enjoy your driving.” “Wait, back up. You…” She… — Amelia Hutchins Copy Share Image
I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Wrangling the cat into the cage proved interesting, and Josie had several scratches before Clint bent down and let out a menacing… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“Late twenties, single, female. Do the math. Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhill from there. Biological… — Nicola Marsh Copy Share Image
It is morally as bad not to care whether anything is true or not... — Edwin Way Teale Copy Share Image
When we lose Fenway, we lose the sense that somebody sat here and watched Ted Williams hit. — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
The perfect man is like the Lochness Monster... they say he exists but no one's ever seen him! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you — Cyvin Jay Copy Share Image
The rule that covers everything is: how you are with others, expect that back. — Rumi Copy Share Image
Some characters become your friends for life. That's how it was for me with Betsy-Tacy. — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning youre something people dont see that often. — Ashley Purdy Copy Share Image
You always find things you didn't know you were going to say, and that is the adventure... — John Updike Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
Anytime you part with money, bless it and say - 'There's always more where that came from.' — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
Let your thoughts be ruled by principle, and then live up to your thoughts. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
One day you are gonna retweet & star me like I retweet & star you, and just like you, I won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I enjoyed working at RKO more than at MGM. At RKO the parts were better! — Laraine Day Copy Share Image
