My level of sarcasms gotten to a point where I dont even know if Im kidding or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Only you can prevent forest fires - by choosing not to have fun. Yeah, I'm a pyro. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is - Venice is better. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
What they do in America in all those sitcoms is hire glamorous girls and they're never that funny... that's because they've never… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
When my quotes are ignored and no one appreciate them I don't delete them. I tell myself that I'm Leonardo Dicaprio of… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’m about to shove these idle hands so far up your ass, you’ll think you’ve become a puppet.” “You know what?” Ren… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.” — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I may not be smart, pretty, exciting, Fun, Funny as other people.But I'm myself. I'm Weird, Crazy, and just awkward. Haha,Thats me.… — Jasmine Copy Share Image
