It is important that a woman’s “noes” be respected and her “yeses” be respected. — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
The only possible way I would find you attractive is if you swallowed a magnet. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink!” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
That word 'funny' always makes me feel uncomfortable. Because if I were trying to be funny, I would be something like Bill… — John Baldessari Copy Share Image
Funny comes in different levels. Like not looking seasoned, or not looking prepared, the way that an actual comic should look, becomes… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black… — Georgia Saratsioti Copy Share Image
The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
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“Parliament will also struggle with Shakespeare. Rappers stutter too when they flirt. The palms of poised politicians sweat. Police officers fart. Princesses… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
