All sorts of things can happen when you’re open to new ideas and playing around with things. — Stephanie Kwolek Copy Share Image
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children must always wear a seat belt...Except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
That awarked moement when you see your class mate at the store, and you both act like you dont even know each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off. "What is it with that… — Greg Farshtey Copy Share Image
Facebook Teaches us that doctors are of no use, you just have to like and share a picture to save people's life..! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
As a comedian and talk show host, Jon Stewart has been pretty funny. But as a pundit and player in our politics,… — Jamelle Bouie Copy Share Image
Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
*Going down my facebook wall* …is in a relationship … went from single to in a relationship. … is in a relationship… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not saying I want to be behind the wheel but I swear some people need to be hit by cars might knock… — Serenity C Copy Share Image
I was so thrilled I attempted to mount my television — Norman St John-Stevas, Baron St John of Fawsley Copy Share Image
