History is never antiquated, because humanity is always fundamentally the same. — Walter Rauschenbusch Copy Share Image
I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny. — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
If you have Julia Roberts in a movie youre never really afraid for her because you know shes not going to die. — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The harder you work when nobody’s watching the less you bleed when it’s time to perform. — Brandon Jennings Copy Share Image
Dear girls, It does not mean you're ugly if no one courting you, maybe because you just super beauty that's why boys… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
At the beginning of 'Will and Grace', I played Jack as the funny next-door-neighbor type, as we've seen in the past. And… — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station.… — Bruce Baum Copy Share Image
Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been… — Jane Pauley Copy Share Image
I just always remember there being an ability to amuse schoolmates. Not in a kind of 'dance-around-at-the-front-of-the-room-with-his-trousers-off' way, but probably with a… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Principle: Fire drill, everyone ina single line! Me: Get real, no one's going to form a single line if the building was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
