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Grammar.The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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You cannot, I repeat, successfully acquire it and preserve your modesty at the same time. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
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I direct with energy. I believe in energy. I think energy is an electric thing in actors. I try to inspire, encourage,… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
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I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's… — Beverly Sills Copy Share Image
It's funny, because it's always been a dream of mine to play in the NFL, but I was concerned about the games… — Philip Rivers Copy Share Image
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