“I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
It's not for me to share the meanings of others. I am only in charge of my own. — Paul Cornell Copy Share Image
In Jesus, the service of God and the service of the least of the brethren were one. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
Congratulations on not making enough money to be considered for layoffs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with This girl I know.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It was a fine summer morning, the kind to make a man happy to be alive. And probably the man *would* have… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Political satire is a serious thing. In democratic newspapers throughout the world there are daily cartoons that often are not even funny,… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
Listen to me, youre going to make mistakes, youre going to have bad days, youre not going to be perfect, youre going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you; I’ve had multiple dreams about you. If I had to choose between the real you and… — Rodney Jenkins Copy Share Image
Obviously, it's a great privilege and pleasure to be here at the Yale Law School Sesquicentennial Convocation. And I defy anyone to… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
I hate that awkward moment when your clicking your pen and someone shouts stop it, but then you realize you must click… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
