The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means. — Henry Taylor Copy Share Image
No one is ever really alone. You are part of everything alive. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! — Jim Warner Copy Share Image
Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, youre either doing something very wrong or very, very right. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“He slammed the door shut in Ian's face, the lock clicking into place. Ian hit it again with his fist before roaring,… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It's my son's favorite candy. The sketch was my other son's idea. It's a self-portrait… — Prince Fielder Copy Share Image
Once you grow up in a routine life, you start looking for funny moments from daily life. I don't know where did… — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I glared at him. “You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?” “Yeah.” He smirked. “I crossed the… — Leila Sales Copy Share Image
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
