One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
When I hesitate, I do not paint. When I paint, I do not hesitate. — Jean-Paul Riopelle Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
Black is beautiful, tan is grand, but white is the color of the big boss man. — RGclutch Copy Share Image
“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.” — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“The saga started out a normal day—don't they all? I mean, surely one morning back there in prehistoric times a dinosaur woke… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Best fight ever in a movie: 'They Live.' I want to do a martial arts version of that, where you think it's… — Scott Adkins Copy Share Image
Comedians who aren't screenwriters are telling jokes that they themselves think are funny. They're expressing their own view of what they think… — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
I was intentionally curbing the impulse to be funny and hiding the ability. I wrote any number of very serious attempts at… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“She moved in for a better look.It was a portrait of Bob Marley,a pretty good one,actually.No Woman, No Cry...that's right.No teenage girls… — Sheri Meshal Copy Share Image
“Don Lorenzo and 'Master Eccari' fenced pleasantries for a few moments thereafter; Galdo eventually let himself be skewered with the politest possible… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
