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I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first step in going somewhere is deciding you are not going to stay where you are. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never get tired of looking at your face. I always long for your sweet embrace. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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When you are courting nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
If I love you and you don't Love me In return, I will know that you are one of the many frogs… — Paul Gilbert Copy Share Image
We had such a strange upbringing with such eccentric parents and so we were often put in situations where finding what was… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. — Hobart Brown Copy Share Image
Verily, I constantly renew my Islam until this very day, as up to now, I do not consider myself to have ever… — Ibn Taymiyyah Copy Share Image
