Funny Quotes · Page 373

It made and preserves us a nation.

— George Pope Morris

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

— Ana

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

— Craig Benzine

History is not history unless it is the truth.

— Abraham Lincoln

Never met a wiseman if so its a woman!

— Kurt Cobain

Nothing is really ours until we share it.

— C. S. Lewis

Don't worry about things you cannot alter

— Catherine the Great

But thy eternal summer shall not fade.

— William Shakespeare

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!

— Lady Randolph Churchill

You must be on google since you're all I'm searching for

— MrAwesome

What you have become is the result of what you have thought

— Gautama Buddha

Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.

— Anonymous

It's funny when you figure out who you can, or can't, trust. It's never really the people that you expect.

— Anonymous

If you're into what you're playing, that's the most important thing.

— James Hetfield

I'd jump in front of a train for you.. as long as it's not moving :)

— Anonymous

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.

— George Mikes

It is neither Art for Art, nor Art against Art. I am for Art, but for Art that has nothing to do…

— Robert Rauschenberg

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of…

— Mohamad Izz Khalis

Does anybody know WHERE CAN I WATCH PRETTY LITTLE LIARS Season 3 ON MY IPAD? (Not on Abc family 'cause it saysi…

— Anonymous

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or…

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the…

— Anonymous

“His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.”

— Andrew Sturm

I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? …If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust…

— Anonymous

What a mess! I can't believe I mixed up my Valentine cards. Now my girlfriend thinks I love her AND my wife…

— Green Monk

He went in with his shuds stowing.

— Gary Neville

First Aid Kit? You mean Duct Tape.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can conduct better than I count.

— Eugene Ormandy

There is no place to go and no one to be.

— Frederick Lenz

It's the reality of our business.

— Dennis Franchione

Different isn't bad, it's just different.

— Lauren Potter

Lover of pork, runner...cause of all the pork.

— Anonymous

There is no such thing as a free market.

— Ha-Joon Chang

I myself have become a Gaullist only little by little.

— Charles de Gaulle

Too often we seek justice for just us.

— James Alexander Thom

I'm screaming at the top of my voice

— James Blunt

You talk to your enemies, not just your friends.

— James Baker

Nothing is small if God accepts it.

— Teresa of Avila

The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

— Tony Abbott

Do what you love and the rest will come.

— Dennis Crowley

The eyes of my eyes are opened.

— e. e. cummings