I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do not be one of those who, rather than risk failure, never attempts anything. — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
To open the dictionary of the Beyond and discover what one suspected, that the only word in it is nothing. — Mark Strand Copy Share Image
We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion. — David Beckham Copy Share Image
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. "I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.” — John Green Copy Share Image
On summer evenings, when every flower, and tree, and bird, might have better addressed my soft young heart, I have in my… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It's kind of funny that I've been branded as the empathy lady when, really, what I'm doing is questioning and interrogating empathy. — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with… — Emma Bunton Copy Share Image
This is my drink. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My drink is my best friend. It is… — Nurija Hamidovic Copy Share Image
“What's the weirdest thing you've pierced?" "Earlobes," he plainly stated. "Earlobes?" "Yeah," he said. "Once you've held a couple dozen penises in… — Sean Aiken Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's… — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
