I was a good father. I was a nice guy, pretty good guitar player, and funny as hell. — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
It's better to laugh without a reason than to cry for a worthless person. — EwshyCrazyness Copy Share Image
I definitely know that there's somebody looking out for me, because I could never do this alone. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
There is no learning without having to pose a question. And a question requires doubt. — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
Changes in the universe are not in the Absolute; they are in nature. — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
These are not ordinary human beings. They are criminals. As a matter of fact, they are criminals, both by nature and by… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's… — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks me, How you doing? I say, Everything was fine till I had to stop and respond to your small… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ.… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
“Ye are a scoundrel, a black-hearted robber and a rogue,' Stubble said cheerily to the grumbling captain. It was his usual way… — Ian Livingstone Copy Share Image
