Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Having small touches of colour makes it more colourful than having the whole thing in colour. — Dieter Rams Copy Share Image
Even if you have dark skin. Don't be sad. 'Coz is hurts more to be skinless. — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
New Zealand was colonised initially by those Australians who had the initiative to escape. — Robert Muldoon Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The funny thing, I guess, is that my husband ended up being the muse of a book about the worst marriage in… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
Something is funny, most of all, because it's true, and because the velocity of insight into this truth exceeds our normal standards.… — Steve Almond Copy Share Image
I adored my father because he was dry and witty and funny. He would stand in the door of his shop greeting… — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
When I was, like, 16, I went in to the head of Disney, and I hadn't taken acting class really at all,… — Taylour Paige Copy Share Image
