Your manhood is not a license. Her curves are not an excuse. Challenge the stereotype. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I passed out from stress? That’s it?” “I believe the princess term is fainted,” said Thorne.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
Richer than I you can never be, I had a mother who read to me. — Strickland Gillilan Copy Share Image
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What I fell in love with as a child was 'My Fair Lady,' 'Funny Face,' 'American in Paris,' and 'Singin' in the… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
“Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "Did anyone understand… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you… — Jean Rostand Copy Share Image
It's funny: when I was a kid, my mom would reorganize the record collection all the time. She'd have classical, she'd have… — Grace Potter Copy Share Image
Compared to the other work I've done on TV, 'Breaking Bad' was funny. In the beginning, I described it as a dark… — Betsy Brandt Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
But yeah, it's funny because I used to talk so fast before 'Gilmore Girls' and it took me several years of auditioning… — Liza Weil Copy Share Image
“The waitress walk away. Everyone look's at each other and then laugh. The laugh it feel so cathartic. It break the ice… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
