...in war, they will kill some of us; we shall destroy all of them — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
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All these killings needs to stop. Lets just fight over internet with CAPS ON. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes,… — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
“Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil. Kat's head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language...… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Work on the Who, the Who, and the Who. Add some Who, and then explore the Who. The What and Where will… — T. J. Jagodowski Copy Share Image
A lot of entertainment, and especially in a half-hour format, can be all jokes, all the time. And some of those jokes… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
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