I learned that I' have to be detached if I was ever to achieve anything at all. — Iain Pears Copy Share Image
That moment when someone calls your bestfriend their bestfriend and your like , NO. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome. — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
He defends me, loves me and helps me…If only the people in my life was as loyal as my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
Ask the right questions, and the answers will always reveal themselves — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
NO,mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm or 2:00am, when I wake up tomorrow at 6am I'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A socialist is someone who has read Lenin and Marx. An anti-socialist is someone who understands Lenin and Marx. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know; mobile phone tumours - far more likely… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Haskell to Quinlin You need anything, Quin, absolutely anything, you call me and I'll be there. Remember, friends help you move. Good… — I.D. Locke Copy Share Image
“Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Nobody should have to put their boxers in a half rotted chest of drawers.” “Hey. I’ll have you know that the rustic… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,'… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
