When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey! He's only human! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Above all else, products spread when they're useful and they're usable — Kevin Systrom Copy Share Image
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. — Leslie Fiedler Copy Share Image
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
It’s simple, really: Be great right now so that you can be great later on. — Pete Carroll Copy Share Image
31ST OR 1ST APRIL DOESNT MATTER.. FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING… — Hafsa Copy Share Image
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
He [Chris Martin] can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
A show that I loved as a kid was 'Maid Marian And Her Merry Men'. It was a really strong female character… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
I was a funny kid growing up, and I did improv in college and went to Pratt Institute, but I did it… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
'Bridgerton' is a lot like the period dramas that you know and love, but nothing like it's forerunner. It's faster, funny, sexier,… — Rege-Jean Page Copy Share Image
Something that is funny, that I use sometimes if I'm doing comedy, is the fact that I'm now often mistaken for the… — Black Thought Copy Share Image
A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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