(20 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)
Loading...A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
(9 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...By and large,
mothers and housewives are the only workers
who do not have regular time off.
They are the great vacation-less class.
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!
(32 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
(19 votes, average: 3.05 out of 5)Loading...A beautiful woman must expect
to be more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.
Happy Women's Day
(41 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)Loading...Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
(59 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)Loading...A woman is like a tea bag --
you never know how strong she is
until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Happy Women's Day
(35 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.
(23 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul,
I have not yet been able to answer the great question
that has never been answered:
What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud
(50 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
(22 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)Loading...The history of all times and of today especially,
teaches that women will be forgotten
if they forget to think about themselves
-- Louise Otto
(44 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Sardar's Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.