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Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
- The splendor of Christ's humble birth
- Independance day date
- Friendship has no expiry date!
- Ghalib's girl friend late on date
- Fresh air, fresh idea ... happy birth day
- Date sheet of valentine weeks 2020 :D :D
- Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
- Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
- Funny interview questions about IQ
- What is skeleton?
- Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
- A Teacher lecturing on population
- To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
- A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
- Sardar proposed a girl......
- Bachelor or Married again
- Is that a sun or moon
- Sardar going to shikaar
- Taxi driver to sardar
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- How can you make seven even?
- Latest version of java
- Chemical symbols & sardar
- Ticket checker to a saint
- Sardar made a call to the airport
- Sardar was busy removing a wheel
- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him
- Nurse, Sardar and blood test
- Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
- When is friendship day 2020?
- Greetings MSG for Welcoming New Year
- Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want
Friendship & Medicine both r good 4 our health. They care us when we need, but the only difference is that. . . . . Friendship has no expiry date!
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai, Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai. :-)
Fresh air... fresh idea... fresh talent... fresh energy... i wish u to have a... special sunday.. marvellous monday... tasty tuesday... wonderful wednesday... thankful thursday... friendly friday... successful saturday... *have a great week ahead* and HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU
Date sheet of valentine weeks :D :D 7 Feb Rose Day --> Rose Day SMS 8 Feb Propose Day --> Propose Day SMS in Hindi 9 Feb Chocolate Day --> Chocolate Day SMS 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day --> Promise Day SMS in Hindi 12 Feb Hug Day --> Hug Day SMS […]
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"
Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the S!!
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
Friendship Day is celebrated every year, on the first Sunday of August. In 2020, it will be celebrated on 6th August. The day for the occasion was declared by the US congress in 1935. The occasion began as a small event, to commemorate the relation shared by friends. When Is Friendship Day In Future Year […]
Welcome New Year.. We Look Forward To You.. A Year Of Wonderful Happiness.. A Year Of Good Health.. A Year Of Great Success.. A Year Of Incredibly Good Luck.. A Year Of Continuous Fun.. A Year Of World Peace
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.