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1. The Final Exam Will Be Based On

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.

2. Luck, heart, time and decisions

Luck decides whom u meet in Life.. Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life.. But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..

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4. Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]

5. Significances of the prayers

Significances of the prayers. Fajar - increases the complexion or noor, Zohar - increases Income, Asar - Improves health, Maghrib - good future 4 u r children, Esha - peaceful sleep.

6. The shortest relationship

The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !

7. HI YAY EXAM

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, Merri neend uratay kiyun hain, Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

8. Mom in the room

When Your Mom Decides To Be In The Room While You're 0n The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google n Stare At It

9. Keep the smile, leave the tear.

Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear , Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be jouyous till i sms again.

10. Sardar's Leave application

Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.

11. When I tell u

When i tell u here, i am when i tell u i care, i do... when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont. Sum it all..i'll b here, i'll never get tired of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.

12. Falling in love with you was completely out of my control

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

13. Increment in taste of relations

As time goes on, The taste of relations increases. Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty & That depends only on what we add 2 it DAILY..

14. Meeting you was fate

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

15. Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE ...

Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE... Never loeave SOMEONE for SOMETHING... Because in life, SOMETHING will leave U, BUT Someone will always be with U.

16. Your precious love

Your precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel lik Im wlaking but my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

17. SMILE stands for

SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

18. To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

19. Keep the smile, leave the tear

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear, Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR

20. Give option to leave not reason to leave

If You Love Someone, Give Them The Option To Leave But . . . Never Give Them A Reason To Leave!

21. Silence and smile is the best..

SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

22. Tomorrow is my exam

Tomorrow is my exam But I don't care Because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future. ~Thomas Edison

23. Coins always make sound

Coins always make sound, But the currency notes are always silent. So, when your value increases, Keep yourself calm and silent. Gud Day!

24. Coins Always Make Sound

"Coins Always Make Sound" But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! “So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm & Silent

25. Newton's 4th law

According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

26. Cover your answer sheet

The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

27. Thoughts On Men

Thoughts On Men Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

28. Friendship with me is like having Drugs.

Friendship with me is like having Drugs. Once u take it, U cannot avoid it, When u dont get it, U r sick and when u leave it.. U r destroyed. SO dont ever try to leave ME n my friendship..

29. Some one asked about my past

Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D

30. Tomorrow exam's cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

31. What's d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!"

32. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

33. SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.