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How can you make seven even?
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!
- Scientific formula of water by sardar
- Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
- A Teacher lecturing on population
- I am made of 5 letters
- Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
- Is that a sun or moon
- Pair of strange socks
- Hidden happiness within you
- Sardar : u will go to jail..
- Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
- Sardar going to shikaar
- Taxi driver to sardar
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- Chemical symbols & sardar
- Sardar was busy removing a wheel
- Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
- Sardar made a call to the airport
- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him
- Nurse, Sardar and blood test
- Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
- Teacher & bachay
- Differentiate wife and mother
- Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
- Monkeys play football
- Sardar proposed a girl......
- 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
- Sardar on phone:
- A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
- Go and water the plants
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.
1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ???!
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
A Man Asked A Sculptorist: "How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?" He Replied: "Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There... I Remove Unwanted Stone 0nly..!" Moral: Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN Within You, Just Remove Your W0RRIES!
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.