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2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS


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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi

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Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

posted in Hindi Insult SMS

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

posted in Hindi Insult SMS

Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

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Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...

posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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Aap k haath main mobile hai..

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Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...

SMS ki achi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

posted in Hindi Insult SMS


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Banda To Begharat Tha

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Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

posted in Hindi Insult SMS

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