Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

Monkeys fashion show

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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Ik larki thi deewani si

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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

Chappal badal li

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Woh konsa normal hay

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Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI"
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
!
!
!
!
Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

Jubse tumhe dekha hai

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

Pyar ko mut chupao...

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Pyar ko mat chupao,
usay zarorut hay jatanay ki

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki

Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se

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Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.