Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

1 machar ko marne se

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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

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aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

Aqal kia hoti hai?

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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

Apne pyar ko mat chupao

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki