Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

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Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"

Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

1 crore thukra diye

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Mosam shabab ka

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Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala ¢â‚¬Å“mendak talab ka¢â‚¬Â

Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

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A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
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dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.

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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)