Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye…
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Banda To Begharat Tha

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

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