Hindi Funny SMS / Text Messages

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai….

aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai….

NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,

Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai?

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.