Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,

Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai?

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.