Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

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aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

Aqal kia hoti hai?

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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun...
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

Apne pyar ko mat chupao

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Jab say tumhain jana hai,

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Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,

Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

Bari fursat mein banaya hoga

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... "
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

Bas ek hi khayal aata hai

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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!