Guy Quote by Woody Allen

“Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, 'Be fruitful, and multiply'. But not in those words.”

— Woody Allen

I overuse words. My kids catch me saying stuff. They're like, 'Hey, you say that all the time.' 'Boom' is one of those things.

— Walker Hayes

“The guy at the store said something along the lines of, “Get a cheap guitar because most people quit within a few months” while…

— Derek Doepker

I mangle phrases constantly. The other day I was chatting with my boyfriend and I said to him, 'He really sold him under the…

— Cristin Milioti

It means so much to me when someone tells me that they picked up a tennis racket because of me or that they tried…

— Coco Gauff

Sometimes people are primed to hear in a certain way. When a word like braggadocious suddenly appears, it's like, 'What, is he just making…

— Ben Zimmer

At my house, it's an, 'If dad says it, you can say it' kind of deal, so a lot of my slang words come…

— A.J. Styles

“There was no compassion or courtesy: fender jammed against fender, they drove on. I understood it: anybody who gave an inch would cause a…

— Charles Bukowski

“...that was Julian for you: reckless. A dashing sailor, a speedy driver, a frequenter of single bars, he was the kind of man who…

— Anne Tyler

This person came to me and said:

— Juan Reyes

“I sell BMWs—I’m not sure if your mom told you?” No matter how good Alton was at selling stuff, he had nothing on my…

— Debra Anastasia

You invented the words, and you gave me a dictionary and you said, 'These are what the words mean.' Well, this is what they…

— Charles Manson