Humor Quote by William Shakespeare

“There was a brief mutter from underneath the table. ‘Thank fuck,’ Brutus said. ‘We need to depart this hellhole tout suite.’ I started and…

— Helen Harper

“Is he one of those voracious bottoms who gets everything by throwing their legs in the air?”

— Marshall Thornton

“Why am I begging you, who parades your suffering over the ruins like a king in order to ensure that you will never be…

— Kathy Acker

“He winked at their mother, who snarled at him, and Julius decided he’d better keep things moving before someone got blood all over his…

— Rachel Aaron

“there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour.”

— Charles Dickens

“What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning?”

— Leot Felton

“Jesus Christ, he was going to kill me. My hands began to shake again. I couldn’t stop kissing him between each sentence, needing to…

— Santino Hassell

“If this morning wasn't enjoyable, at least it was...shall we say...interesting, and my clothing was worth the sacrifice if it means we've reached a…

— Julia Quinn

“And then the floor careened under my feet, but not because I couldn’t stand or anything like that. No it was because Ii was…

— Helen Rena

“Who was there to soothe him as life’s rug was snatched from under his sleeping feet?”

— Markus Zusak

“wake. But no matter what the pleasure—whether it be brawls or seduction,”

— Liliana Hart

“I’ll steal bodies, not to be Corporal Corpse, but to have access to a never-ending supply of laughter still left over in their lungs.”

— Jarod Kintz