Humor Quote by William Shakespeare

I should sell my tongue and buy a thousand ears when that One steps near and begins to speak.

— Rumi

By no means run in debt: take thine own measure, Who cannot live on twenty pound a year, Cannot on forty.

— George Herbert

“Right, let's go rope shopping. You should buy some rope or cord yourself; it might come in handy. You might need it when you…

— Otsuichi

He that needs five thousand pound to live, Is full as poor as he that needs but five.

— George Herbert

In a thousand pound of Law there's not an ounce of love.

— John Ray

When I got my very first phone call that I'd hit the 'New York Times' list, I had a small rush of 'I've made…

— Lisa Gardner

Every year I buy a big faux-fur coat for the winter.

— Joe Lycett

It's a ridiculously expensive time of year and if you buy something that you've guessed at and it's not right, what a waste of…

— Phillip Schofield

Every year I buy jewelry to wear on Navami.

— Mimi Chakraborty

Each year we buy stocks and they go up, we sell them and then we try to buy something cheaper.

— Walter Schloss

I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary…

— William Shakespeare

In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants.

— Rhoda Janzen