Humor Quote by William Shakespeare Download Open image ““i buy a thousand pound a year! i buy a rope!”” — William Shakespeare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“This is my ‘I give a f*¢k’ rope… it’s frayed, faded, and hanging on by one sarcastic thread. Tug at your own risk.” — Julieanne O'Connor Copy Share Image
“Money becomes a tool. Money is a tool. It’s a tool like rope. With money, you can pull a man out of the ditch… — Jared C. Wilson Copy Share Image
“I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, because what do I want with an animal shelter? ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You can always borrow a million dollars faster than you can earn it working a job!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't allow money to become the yardstick by which you measure the worth of the world around you!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“If I’d just quit making ropes I’d no longer be at the end of one.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
“Thousand years, billion dollars,” May said to the monkey. “You. PAY.” — James Riley Copy Share Image
For every dollar you give away, you'll get a hundred back. And for every buck you steal, you'll lose a thousand. — Albert R. Broccoli Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs; Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies Which busy care draws in the brains of men; Therefore thou sleep’st so sound. Julius Caesar (2.1.248-251)” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman's nay doth stand for naught? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
