Humor Quote by Will Cuppy Download Open image ““The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.”” — Will Cuppy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Prehistory
The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age. — Davidson Black Copy Share Image
“He didn't know what he was anymore – not truly Chinese, for he had spent too long in the West, adopted too many Western… — Dominique Wilson Copy Share Image
“In these remote corners, I have discovered a center point, where East met West, and although there has been a collision of cultures, there… — Liao Yiwu Copy Share Image
“Was it home, the mercury-lit street? Was he returning like the elephant to his graveyard, to lie down and soon become ivory in whose… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“It seems to me that the further East you go the more unpunctual are the trains. What ought they to be in China?” — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
“I looked at the terraced hills and noticed how the people had changed the earth, taming it into dizzying staircases of rice paddies; but… — Peter Hessler Copy Share Image
“Large portraits of Mao on wooden boards several feet high stood at main street corners. Painted to make the old man look extremely youthful,… — Nien Cheng Copy Share Image
“I've wanted to find out as much about China as I could. But that China is only my China. Not any China I can… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“I'd fake the part for a second to infiltrate, gather intelligence, and then ditch it, laughing on my way back to the outside. That's… — Eddie Huang Copy Share Image
“For Ming Kai’s nose—which, like so many Chinese organs, was advanced beyond the reckoning of his Caucasian brother—” — Daniel Wallace Copy Share Image
“One comes across white men occasionally who suffer under the delusion that China is not a civilized country. Such men have forgotten what constitutes… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
“It seems to me that the further East you go the more unpunctual are the trains. What ought they to be in China? -… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
“Hatshepsut has been called the first great woman of history. She simply appointed herself King of Egypt and that was all there was to… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] Pliny the Elder described a Whale called "Balaena or Whirlpool, which is so long and broad as to take up more in length… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Even as a child back in Indiana, whenever I took a Butterbelly off the hook I used to ask myself, "Does this fish think?"… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities for wreaking havoc and destruction… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more passive than the male, who is relatively katabolic and… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
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In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
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If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image