Funny Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “Never mind what I told you--you do as I tell you.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Mind Psychology
For all that you might do But most of all. I'll want to know. You're walking in the truth and if I never told… — Mark Harris Copy Share Image
...Though I have told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it.... — Bilbo Baggins Copy Share Image
But I never told you, what I should have said. No I never told you, I just held it in. — Colbie Caillat Copy Share Image
I know what you're saying, but I already told you all the truth and I, I don't what, I don't know what else to… — Wen Ho Lee Copy Share Image
I don't care if you are going to tell everyone about what I have done to you. But please, just don't forget to tell… — Pryncez_Nika Copy Share Image
If you do get to know me, I'll tell everything to you. But I don't want to tell everything to the wrong people. — Kane Brown Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
