Funny Quote by Theodore Roosevelt Download Open image “Kings and such are just as funny as politicians.” — Theodore Roosevelt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Government Kings Politician Politics
I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny. — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
Dont start judging politicians; YOU made them kings over your life in the first place — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
Half the time, you go on any one of these news sites, whether it be a Yahoo or a Google, and one of the… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Politicians don't laugh very often. That is their problem. Humour is very important in politics and I think the politicians should laugh more to… — Asrani Copy Share Image
These guys Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac claim they're the Kings of Comedy. They may be funny, but they ain't… — Rudy Ray Moore Copy Share Image
The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the… — Paul Mooney Copy Share Image
When they're standing right in front of you, kings are a kind of speech impediment. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
As great as kings may be, they are what we are: they can err like other men. — Pierre Corneille Copy Share Image
The King struggles to work with other countries. It's a warrior's concern, and as current events [demonstrate], the challenges in working with international partners… — Ken Watanabe Copy Share Image
Not kings alone--the people, too, have their flatterers. — Victor de Riqueti, marquis de Mirabeau Copy Share Image
I don't know a lot about politics. I like talking about human behavior. Politicians are funny to me because they often say one thing… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
No people is wholly civilized where a distinction is drawn between stealing an office and stealing a purse. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
There can be no effective control of corporations while their political activity remains. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Let the watchwords of all our people be the old familiar watchwords of honesty, decency, fair-dealing, and commonsense."... "We must treat each man on… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
The forces that tend for evil are great and terrible, but the forces of truth and love and courage and honesty and generosity and… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Conservation and rural-life policies are really two sides of the same policy; and down at the bottom this policy rests upon the fundamental law… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
It is a great mistake to think that the extremist is a better man than the moderate. Usually the difference is not that he… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I am a strong individualist by personal habit, inheritance, and conviction; but it is a mere matter of common sense to recognize that the… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Alone of human beings the good and wise mother stands on a plane of equal honor with the bravest soldier; for she has gladly… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
The greatest privilege and greatest duty for any man is to be happily married, and no other form of success or service, for either… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image