Humor Quote by Tamora Pierce Download Open image ““When in doubt," the mage Numair Salmalin had taught the pages, "Shoot the wizard.”” — Tamora Pierce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Wizards
“Titus's jaw dropped. 'Those caravanists, they were mages?' 'They most certainly were.' 'But one fainted and two reached for their rifles when they saw… — Sherry Thomas Copy Share Image
“I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done. I turned around and ran like hell.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I'm not worried about me," I whispered viciously. And as sono as I said it, I knew it was the truth. Apparently, the surefire antidiote for your own fear is concern for someone else. Pritkin looked surprised, the way he always did at the idea that anyone might actually care about him. It made me want to hit him. Of… — Karen Chance Copy Share
“She says getting lost in a book is a magic trick, which means that I'm a wizard.” — Janice N. Harrington Copy Share Image
“I might not have any magic available to me, but that didn't make me any less of a wizard, one of the magi, the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I think becoming a wizard is about discovering what's real and what isn't.” — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Well, there was a fire.” The records keeper was as intimidating and unreadable as Gandalf the wizard.” — Jaime Jo Wright Copy Share Image
“What if a wizard was sent to kill him?" "Well, as to that," Desmond replied, drawing his.longsword, "wizards die the same as the other… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“The Innocent Mage is come , and we stand at the beginning of the end of everything” — Karen Miller Copy Share Image
Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again. — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
I will be known forever as the Puppy who chased a cutpurse and caught fish garbage instead. My descendants will pretend I'm not in… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Frostpine made a face. Lifting the cup, he dumped its contents down his throat. “Auugghh!” he yelled, his voice stronger than it had been… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Face it," Gary told her kindly. "You'll never catch up. You just do as much as you can and take the punishments without saying… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“The god inside the man glanced at Aly. "This is your chessboard, I believe, my dear." Aly beamed at him. "So it is. And… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
She's all over us like maggots on garbage, just because I interfered with one pickpocket yesterday. — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
What if custom is wrong? demanded the part of her that believed in the code of chivalry. A knight must set things right. — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
When it was her own doing, she was always tempted to skip a day, or just glance down, then get back to the ground.… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Wouldn't--" Kel began to say, but the words stuck in her mouth. She swallowed and tried again. "Wouldn't it be well, not nice to… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“I don't know about some of these other people, particularly the ministers who served my uncle." "Can't you get rid of them?" Kaddar shook… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image