Humor Quote by Susan Bischoff Download Open image ““I should get points for not saying every dumb thing that pops in my head.”” — Susan Bischoff ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Do a lot of questions mean you are really smart or really dumb?” — Allan Dare Pearce Copy Share Image
“Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?” “Don’t get me wrong, you’re the smartest person I know…” She… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“There’s no point to anything if you get right down to it. We could all blow out brains out, but we don’t.” — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things?” — George Watsky Copy Share Image
“Life is funny that way. Sometimes the dumbest thing you do turns out to be the smartest.” — Robyn Mundell Copy Share Image
“He was smart, but he had to be smarter. No points for second place.” — Kenneth Eade Copy Share Image
“Dylan: "I'd stolen chocolate from there, back when I was into that kind of thing. Stealing, not chocolate... whatever.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“How could I explain why I'd acted that way? How could I explain how scary it was, to find out that I needed her… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Because that’s where I keep my Great Big Book of Manners by Emily Post and I want to beat you with it.” — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Parental looks rely a lot on brow positioning. Whereas the Dad Look involves the lowering of the brow as a whole, the Mom Look… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“ "Joss" "What?" "What?" Dylan asked back. "You just said my name." "No I didn't" "Sorry that was me." I sat up, banging my… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“ "Crazy," he muttered softly, "how much I need you." Crazy, how something like that can feel like a kick in the chest, can… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“Dylan, while he is in the shower and he and Joss are only seperated by the curtain and his invisibility: Dylan: "Maybe if you… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“How two people can be so completely in sync and so completely clueless about each other at the same time is absolutely beyond my… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
“You know, you guys have been dancing around each other for so long you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. It's a… — Susan Bischoff Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
