Big book Quote by Susan Bischoff

““Because that’s where I keep my Great Big Book of Manners by Emily Post and I want to beat you with it.””

Susan Bischoff

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“Tim and Raine are coming in." "Are they insane?" "Apparently.”

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“Dylan: "I'd stolen chocolate from there, back when I was into that kind of thing. Stealing, not chocolate... whatever.”

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“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot. Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.”

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“How could I explain why I'd acted that way? How could I explain how scary it was, to find out that I needed her so much? Was I supposed to tell her how she'd changed everything? Like how U hadn't even realized how bad I felt until she'd made it better, just by looking at me. Like how I thought…

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“Parental looks rely a lot on brow positioning. Whereas the Dad Look involves the lowering of the brow as a whole, the Mom Look…

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“Oh my God, cheese burn!”

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“I should get points for not saying every dumb thing that pops in my head.”

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“ "Joss" "What?" "What?" Dylan asked back. "You just said my name." "No I didn't" "Sorry that was me." I sat up, banging my…

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“ "Crazy," he muttered softly, "how much I need you." Crazy, how something like that can feel like a kick in the chest, can…

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“Dylan, while he is in the shower and he and Joss are only seperated by the curtain and his invisibility: Dylan: "Maybe if you…

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“How two people can be so completely in sync and so completely clueless about each other at the same time is absolutely beyond my…

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“You know, you guys have been dancing around each other for so long you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. It's a…

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