“I like big books and I cannot lie. You other readers can’t deny That when a kid walks in with The Name of the Wind Like a hardbound brick of win. Story bling. Wanna swipe that thing Cause you see that boy is speeding Right through the book he’s reading. I’m hooked and I can’t stop pleading. Wanna curl up with that for ages, All thousand pages. Reviewers tried to warn me. But with that plot you hooked Me like Bradley. Ooh, crack that fat spine. You know I wanna make you mine. This book is stella ’cause it ain’t some quick novella.”
![“Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit. [ Blog post, March 12, 2012 ]” quote by Jim C. Hines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a25/jim-c-hines-9962_communication_freedom-of-speech-does-not-protect-you-f_125145.jpg)
![“Jeff [the werewolf] cocked his head and stared at me like I had just turned into a were-rabbit. Admittedly, this was a tremendous improvement over wanting to tear me limb from limb. "Well, shave my ass and call me a poodle. How the hell did you manage that?” quote by Jim C. Hines](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/eda/jim-c-hines-9962_quote_jeff-the-werewolf-cocked-his-head-and-st_422740.jpg)
