Fake Quote by Stephen Colbert

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was…

— Craig Kilborn

Donald Trump didn't go to Vietnam. He said he had a medical problem. He got a medical deferment. Now his doctor says he's the…

— Cenk Uygur

It's no secret that President Trump disdains military service, belittles veterans, and dishonors the sacrifice of military families.

— Ruben Gallego

The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back…

— Jay Leno

It is clear that the Trump administration doesn't have the same reticence that the Obama administration did in terms of putting more boots on…

— Andrew Exum

[Donald] Trump's establishing his bona fides on military preparedness. No histrionics, just the facts.

— Rush Limbaugh

As he assumes the awesome responsibilities of the presidency, Donald Trump has inherited a world on fire and a U.S. military weakened by years…

— John McCain

I was very surprised Barack Obama called Donald Trump "unfit to serve" during a press conference with the prime minister of Singapore. That is…

— Christopher Michael Cillizza

“There had been reports in recent days that Trump wanted a general to manage his office; generals appeal to him, perhaps because he believes,…

— Amy Davidson Sorkin

I think it's a common misconception in the civilian community that the military community is filled with just drills and discipline and pain. They…

— Adam Driver

We have a president [Barack Obama] that doesn't know what's happening, and when it comes to the military.

— Donald Trump

Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's accusing John…

— Jay Leno