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Bears Quote by Stephen Colbert

“Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a…” quote by Stephen Colbert
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“Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.”

Stephen Colbert

About This Quote

Source Show: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 2023

He humorously highlights the absurdity of fear‑mongering about wildlife, noting how sensational stories can distract from real issues.

In simple terms: Exaggerated wildlife scares are often absurd.

Key Takeaway

Question sensational headlines.

Themes

humor media criticism societal fear

Mood

irry critical lighthearted

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • News commentary
  • social media
  • public speaking

Key Concepts

Satire public discourse environmental perception

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does satire affect public perception of wildlife?
  • When is humor inappropriate?
A Different Perspective

Such jokes may downplay genuine environmental concerns.

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