Bears Quote by Stephen Colbert
“Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.”
About This Quote
Source Show: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 2023
He humorously highlights the absurdity of fear‑mongering about wildlife, noting how sensational stories can distract from real issues.
In simple terms: Exaggerated wildlife scares are often absurd.
Question sensational headlines.
Themes
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Type
When to use this quote
- News commentary
- social media
- public speaking
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does satire affect public perception of wildlife?
- When is humor inappropriate?
Such jokes may downplay genuine environmental concerns.