Assassins Quote by Stephen Colbert

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. If that ever…

— Stephen Colbert

Anybody that smack their knees twice is an assassin

— Kevin Hart

I've never been much drawn towards satire of any kind. I don't like that style whereby you kind of stitch people up. But the…

— Geoff Dyer

Some people perceive me as an assassin or at least someone who can slip under your guard with a knife. But if you watch…

— Stephen Colbert

Assassins and presidents invite the same basic question: Just who do you think you are?

— Sarah Vowell

I'm not a stand-up comedian; I'm not a satirist.

— James Corden

Character assassination is at once easier and surer than physical assault; and it involves far less risk for the assassin. It leaves him free…

— Alan Barth

I might be an assassin, but never let it be said I wasn't as gracious a hostess as the next gal.

— Jennifer Estep

Satire's my weapon, but I'm too discreet To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.

— Alexander Pope

Satire's my weapon, but I'm too discreet to run amok and tilt at all I meet.

— Alexander Pope

In a satire, you need foolishness.

— Shoojit Sircar

Whoever today speaks of human existence in terms of power, efficiency, and historical tasks is an actual or potential assassin.

— Albert Camus