Come up Quote by Stephen Colbert

Darwin was wrong. Man's still an ape

— Jerome Lawrence

“Mr. Charles Darwin, who looked a bit like God which is interesting, wrote a book called You're a Fucking Monkey, Mate. He played around…

— Eddie Izzard

“When Charles Darwin published On the Origin of Species in 1859, he exposed the world to a momentous discovery . For the first time…

— Jeff Schweitzer

“A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, a mere heart of stone. —Charles Darwin”

— Andrew Mayne

“Charles Darwin, whose theory changed the whole current of the world's thought, was not a great reader of books, but a careful observer of…

— Kaiten Nukariya

Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You"

— Eddie Izzard

“Darwin’s theory, laid out in On the Origin of Species in 1859, suggested that people and apes shared a common ancestor, and, coupled with…

— David Grann

Even Charles Darwin, that human decoder ring of bizarre behavior, found the idea of saving a stranger's life to be a total head-scratcher.

— Christopher McDougall

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

— Bill Bailey

“CONTRARY TO THE COMMON ASSUMPTION , Charles Darwin did not originate the idea of evolution. By the middle of the nineteenth century, the mere…

— Daniel Quinn

“I have ceased to think even of barnacles!' -Charles Darwin”

— Deborah Heiligman

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

— Steven Wright