Humor Quote by Stephanie Barron

“She had now reached an age when one starts looking for a husband rather more systematically than one does at nineteen or even at…

— Barbara Pym

“For many, the twenties seem like the time of infinite possibility, although in retrospect a woman will almost always idealize her thirties.”

— Mireille Guiliano

“Wedded she some years, and to a man Of fifty, and such husbands are in plenty; And yet, I think, instead of such a…

— Lord Byron

“I had affairs with a few girls of my own age, and they taught me that no girl, however intelligent and war-hearted, can possibly…

— Stephen Vizinczey

“In college, twenty-nine had seemed impossibly old. By now, she'd thought, she'd be married and have kids. But as each year went by, she…

— Jennifer Close

“I'm a woman. Forty-five in female years (which is about a hundred and thirty in male years - bastards).”

— Debra Webb

“Being a woman was a trap. Something would bring you down before you turned twenty-three. The only time the world shows you any favor,…

— Heather O'Neill

“As a young girl I thought, with fervent hope, that ten years was some kind of magic formula. That if I were seventeen instead…

— Gwen Hayes

“She always says she doesn't believe women should get married before the age of thirty-five...she says women change so much in their twenties, they…

— Jane Green

“my twenties are the warm-up for what i’m really about to do wait till you see me in my thirties now that will be…

— Rupi Kaur

“I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I was only eleven at the time. I…

— Jarod Kintz

“I've no plans to couple with anyone other than my new bride for the next century or so, and it feels as though it's…

— Leigh Ann Edwards