Funny Quote by Spike Milligan

“My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; She must have something…

— Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

— Spike Milligan

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

— Spike Milligan

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse

— Spike Milligan

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

— Spike Milligan

I'm a hero wid coward's legs, I'm a hero from the waist up.

— Spike Milligan

To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.

— Spike Milligan

May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the…

— Spike Milligan

The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to…

— Spike Milligan

“The die was cast. It was a proud day for the Milligan family as I was taken from the house. "I'm too young to…

— Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

— Spike Milligan

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

— Spike Milligan