The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
One important thing I recall about India was that it was quiet. It was never noisy in the way that life was… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why,… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“You saved my life, Holmes,' said the baronet. 'We all make mistakes,' said Holmes. 'Are you strong enough to stand?' 'Give me… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are getting so… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I remember lying out in my bed and looking at the vast, quiet sky. Right up above my head, there were three… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; She must have something… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“The die was cast. It was a proud day for the Milligan family as I was taken from the house. "I'm too young to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
