“Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why,… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Things began to improve when I went to Rangoon. To begin with, my father was promoted, which meant he was at home… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
My father being a soldier, every time I saw soldiers marching - 'Well,' I thought, 'my father's that,' and these soldiers were… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Unbeknown to me, my manager, under my very nose (in a crouching position) has all these years been secretly compiling a book… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I had stopped going to church the moment I joined the Regiment. No more could my mother nag me into God's presence. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; She must have something… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“The die was cast. It was a proud day for the Milligan family as I was taken from the house. "I'm too young to… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
