Humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Oh man. I hate that poofing shit. You scared me so bad, Ash, you made me eat this crappy cheese. What is this stuff…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Nick couldn't resist teasing Ash. 'So does this make you visibly challenged?' 'No.' Ash said, putting his I.D back into his pocket, 'but if…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Quotes are for people who can't think of original sh*t to say.

— Anonymous

“Well, don't worry about it too much, princess. Let ice-boy cool off for the night and then try to talk to him tomorrow. He…

— Julie Kagawa

“I don't like quotes, I prefer quotations”

— Mark Hamilton

Nick cleared his throat. “Do not … and I mean do … not … take this the wrong way, okay?” He wrapped his arms…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I get to make my own quotes now?”

— Kathrine Kautzman

“No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth…

— Rob Thurman

“Quotes ain’t all that useful. Fact is, there’s more concise ways to express what you’re feelin’, like screams and moans.”

— M.C. Humphreys

“And you,” Ty continued, his voice breaking. “You’re a phoenix, Zane. Rising from the ashes. And all I do is make you burn.” Zane’s…

— Abigail Roux

“Don't fucking quote me!”

— Roni Batti Kajou

“Oh, yeah, this is the shit. I told you that last night. Be better if I had some milk.” He took another bite. “Mmm,…

— J. Lynn